Free California Surf T-Shirt | Bureaucracy Escape Vehicle Beach Tee science paradox clothing • This item releases plastic

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Perfect for those times when someone asks you to explain blockchain and your brain throws a NullPointerException

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Free California Surf T-Shirt | Bureaucracy Escape Vehicle Beach Tee science paradox clothing • This item releases plasticAh yes, the perfect shirt for when your surfboard has more permits than your local food truck! This design features a radical beach ready 4x4 that's clearly filled out all its paperwork in triplicate before hitting the waves. The red palm trees add that perfect touch of "paradise, pending regulatory approval." Note: This shirt is not valid in combination with other freedom apparel. Void where prohibited, which is probably everywhere that needs this