I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray then read the bottom line

then read the bottom line and react again — and that second one is the whole product

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I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray then read the bottom lineAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why